AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! It's gone. Booknapped from its usual under-television hideout. Grasped by a smaller version of myself and taken to be tortuted, yellow page by yellowpage. Just a mere foot away from its home, its insides were scattered all over the carpet with only a few pages left to go until complete destruction. I looked down over the foot of my bed where the bookicide took place and saw innocence in its purest form, Dorian! Although I would never be able to look up the local chinese resturant's number or find a plummer, I couldn't be very mad because he did all of this while wearing a white onesie and a winne the pooh hat!
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